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One Night Only!

Friday August 1st
5:30-8:30pm
Paintings, Prints, and Portraits
The Art of Framing
7400 Montgomery
Albuquerque, NM 87109

Welcome to New Mexico, USA!

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!
See my work LIVE in Albuquerque! Seven paintings total, Day of the Dead and Gangsters. The Gallery is called Morning Sun Art at 919 San Pedro SE, Albuquerque, NM, 87108. (505)266-0496. My work will permanently be shown. I ALSO have a solo show lined up in January at the Atomic Cantina that will be LARGE PAINTINGS ONLY!!!

NEW WORK

Thermoscalito 4'x4' oil on canvas (almost finished)

The Optic Nerve of That Guy! 2'x4' oil on wood

ER of the LOST

AMWart: CAN I GET SOME HELP OVER HERE?

THEE shittiest trip to the ER has been named! After years of visits, in various states, in all hours of day, and night, UNM ABQ downtown was the biggest clusterfuck of imcompetency from top to bottom.
You probably wont find an entrance anyway, so just grab the next hospital I tell you! Drive on.
Save yourself Sundays they like to call it. No Urgent Care Clinics open ON SUNDAYS,
so haul it to the big H. Apparently, you are not supposed to bleed on the day of the sabbath, or
whatever it is called. Godslothfamilytimebuffets away!

Detroit Shitty

WAH WAH ROY.
Since the Wings are out, the Pistons are left to hustle some hometown pride. Move them downtown and maybe they would pick up the pace; putting in OT practice... haulin' ass to the hummer, hurdling homeless, and dodging dealers, hardy har har. Anyhooch, what the fuck is up with the "Beat Detroit" tshirts in Cleveland?
DO WE NEED TO GO THERE CLEVELAND!?! (Crap on Cleveland. Pistons steam Cleveland. etc.) Maybe it's a slogan for the marketing machine, THE r n' r hall of fame? Or a motto for The Quicken Loans Center Cleavland plays in...Beat Detroit, if she ain't brang home the bacon. What ever the hell it means, Aretha and Rock should get some shirts sayin'....Hey, at least we ain't from Cleveland and on the back, Welcome to Detroit! Now get the fuck out!

LIVE VOODOO in ABQ!!!

GET YOUR GOAT AND GET DOWN!
The Voodoo Organist and Devil Drums will be having a revival at the Atomic Cantina.
This Wednesday, May 16th. Bring your mother and get in free!
CLICK ON THE FLIER!

Devilize!

The devil is in these goats!
How come nobody told me that goats are the devil? I guess I knew about the hooves and horns, and the DEVIL EYES...but why did everybody tell me AFTER I "adopted" these pygmys and dwarfs, that they hate F'N hate goats? D tried to warn me that they were bastards I think. Scott actually likes goats, and I didn't give Shannon the chance to decide. They are freakin Krazy. I could laugh my ass off non-stop at the broken down carnival of malformed goats. Until they start laughing at me, and stand up and look me in the eye, and don't shut up. They are the devil's lil rodeo klowns, and they are running the show.

X my ass

Christmas is for Christians, so leave the rest of us alone. Go spend your money on your chaos. Bitch and moan about lines and traffic. Complain about your gifts. If you're lucky, maybe Satan Claws will Sleigh ya.

GOD SHIT

Jesus Fucking Christ!
Got a monkey on your back? Christ almighty, is it god again? Why can't I shake him loose?
Why is god after me? Is he going to hang me too? Christ under a crutch? Why does Santa come by on Jesus' birthday? Were they related? Was the cross built from a pine tree and that's why we put one up for Christmas? Why does jesus come back on Easter as a bunny? Why does he hide colored eggs? Is it like communion--and this is the egg of god? So he is telling us to find god? Well, that is bullshit! Eggs stink anyway. They are aborted fowl, and jesus is sick for putting rotten eggs in our house!